A modest proposal

Following the passage of California Proposition 8, which outlaws gay marriage, I am readying my own California voter proposition for 2012.

It is clear that we need to level the playing field, so that homosexuals have the same rights as heterosexuals.

It is equally clear that the California people have spoken: homosexuals should not be allowed to marry.

My solution? Outlaw marriage entirely. Not only would it make us all equal, life would be much more fun.