I love kids...

...but it's hard to finish a whole one.

My teeth are so clean....

...you could eat off of them.

The milk of human kindness

A Swiss restaurant plans on serving a menu where the stews and sauces will be made from at least 75 percent human milk. The owner found his milk donors by putting up ads offering about $5.40 for 14 oz. of milk. Swiss authorities are in a bind because the restaurant seems to have a found a legal loophole, and that's because no legislators ever imagined this situation. "One can cook really delicious things with it. However, it always needs to be mixed with a bit of whipped cream, in order to keep the consistency," says Hans Locher, owner of Storchen in the resort town of Winterthur.

Rapper Nas on Fried Chicken

"After you shower, you and your Gold Medal flour 
Then you rub your hot oil for 'bout a half an hour 
You in your hot tub, I'm looking at you, salivating 
Dry you off, I got your paper towel waiting

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Don't know what part of you I love best / Your legs or your breasts..."