From the department of one liners

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How to avoid a stale Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

If you're like me (and who isn't) there's nothing more satisfying than a fresh Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. On the other hand, there's nothing more disgusting than a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup that's past its prime: the shiny patina on the chocolate becomes dull, the normally wonderfully moist and chewy peanut butter filling becomes dry and crumbly.

Unfortunately, the Hershey's distribution system is not particularly well run, and I suspect that some distributors intentionally traffic in stale Peanut Butter Cups. How do you know what the expiration date of a Peanut Butter Cup is? It turns out that every package is stamped with a code, a number and then a letter - for example "8D". The number refers to the year (2008) while the letter refers to the month (D = April, the fourth month and the fourth letter of the alphabet). Why precisely Hershey's keeps this coding a semi-secret is a bit mysterious.

Peanut Butter Cup afficionados point out that one way to avoid a stale Peanut Butter Cup is to buy a Reese's seasonal product, such as the Reese's Peanut Butter Egg, or the more imposing Reester Bunny (one Reester Bunny supplies about half a day's calories). The Peanut Butter Egg, which might be more aptly called a Peanut Butter Log, has its own virtues as well: the higher ratio of peanut butter filling to chocolate is much more satisfying.

Either way, never buy a Peanut Butter Cup that's past its prime! I recommend inspecting your local retailers and reporting those that sell old product to Hershey's (as I have been doing).

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